i am covered in crumbs and regret
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
This ended completely different from what I expected
I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.